ini jg salah satu cerita gw di forum itu.. gw pengen ngamanin aja, seblom cerita ini entah kemana.. :p
"hosh hosh hosh"... bidie berlari2 sambil menembus rerumputan setinggi tubuhnya... "mamaaaa.... aku takut" ,jerit bidie dalam hatinya. sementara itu terdengar langkah lari dibelakangnya semakin kencang. bidie yang kecapaian setelah berlari akhirnya jatuh.
"mamaaaa..tolongggggg!!!!" tangisnya ketika mendengar langkah lari itu semakin kencang dan mendekati dirinya.
"bidie... jangan takut sayang.. ini mama", kata suara langkah itu berbicara. "bukan!! kamu bukan mamaku!" bidie berteriak sambil terus menangis termehek mehek. "mamaku cantik, kamu ga cantik!" bidie masih terus menangis.
"maafkan mama, bidie. mama abis suntik silikon, taunya gagal, jadi idung mama kaya mpok ati gini.. maaf ya bidieee", mama bidie berkata sambil menahan mau nangis, tapi ga bisa karena idungnya masi sakit.
"MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! !!!"
Sunday, August 15, 2010
kisah sebuah hp
gw ngarang cerita ini pada saat temen gw jadi nominasi event disebuah forum. karena dia ngambil tema "jika saya seorg sutradara pelem horor", gw pun sebagai teman yg baik (ciee..) berpartisipasi nulis.. ceritanya konyol sih, lebih terinspirasi karena gw pernah ngalamin yg namanya mati lampu dan kepaksa pake hp buat jadi senter. yah udah biasa. smua yg punya hp pasti begono juga.. :p
well.. inilah ceritanya
lokasi : disebuah rumah di kota X sekitar pukul 20.00 malam
jemi : "sh1t! mati lampu lagi.. payah nih PLN! mana lagi sakit perut pula!"
jemi kemudian mengeluarkan hape buat jadi senter darurat.
"bah! dah sekarat pula batrenya! gawat.. mana gw mau boker..
jemi pun kemudian menjulurkan hapenya buat jadi senter sementara dia meraba2 jalan menuju wc rumahnya..
"eh eh.. jangan mati dulu plisss.... yahhhh... mampus deh nih hape!
jemi pun kemudian bergelap2 ria menuju wc rumahnya..
"brakk!! sialan!! siapa tuh naro ember tengah jalan! basah deh celana gw."
sementara dia berjuang mengeluarkan isi perut, tiba2 hapenya bergetar.
"eh.. loh.. koq bisa bergetar yah?perasaan tadi mati. "
jemi pun mengeluarkan hapenya. ketika dia liat hapenya ternyata sedang dalam kondisi mati. "ah nih hape kudu saatnya diganti. " katanya sambil memasukkan hape ke kantung bajunya lagi. baru 2 detik dimasukkan, hapenya bergetar lagi. jemi pun kembali mengeluarkan hapenya. "idih ini hape, ga tau diri, ga tau apa gw lagi sakit perut, ngadat koq sekarang." jemi bersungut2. dia pun kembali memasukan hapenya. baru aja dimasukkan hapenya bergetar lagi dan anehnya sekarang mengeluarkan nada dering.
jemi mulai merasa aneh, ketika jemi melihat layar, disana tertulis nama kekasihnya susi . "aneh, tadi mati koq skrg bisa ada telepon masuk.. ah susi ternyata.. ? "
" halo halo? susi? susi?" jemi pun mengangkat teleponnya. tidak terdengar suara apapun. yang dia denger hanya sayup2 debur pantai. "aneh bo.. ngapain si susi ada dipantai seh? perasaan harusnya dia baru pulang besok dari jakarta.."
"BYAR!! tiba lampu menyala. jemi pun melihat hapenya lagi yang anehnya skrg dalam kondisi mati. tidak ada nama susi dilayar hapenya. "bah! bener2 hape gw kudu di musiumkan."
jam 7 pagi keesokan hari nya..
cinta satu malam... buatku melayang melayang!
"beuhh.. sapa yang telepon pagi pagi??? " jemi bersungut-sungut dalam kondisi mengantuk. "halooo?"
"ihikkk.. ihikkk.. kak jemi"! terdengar tangis wanita. jemi pun melihat layar hapenya.. "hah? athzzi?" ada apa athzzi?"
"Kak jemi.. ini.. ini.. kami baru dapet berita buruk... kak susi kecelakaan.. pesawatnya meledak diatas pantai kemarin malam skitar pukul 8. dari kemaren aku coba telepon hape kakak koq ga bisa yah? ihikkk.."
----the end----
well.. inilah ceritanya
lokasi : disebuah rumah di kota X sekitar pukul 20.00 malam
jemi : "sh1t! mati lampu lagi.. payah nih PLN! mana lagi sakit perut pula!"
jemi kemudian mengeluarkan hape buat jadi senter darurat.
"bah! dah sekarat pula batrenya! gawat.. mana gw mau boker..
jemi pun kemudian menjulurkan hapenya buat jadi senter sementara dia meraba2 jalan menuju wc rumahnya..
"eh eh.. jangan mati dulu plisss.... yahhhh... mampus deh nih hape!
jemi pun kemudian bergelap2 ria menuju wc rumahnya..
"brakk!! sialan!! siapa tuh naro ember tengah jalan! basah deh celana gw."
sementara dia berjuang mengeluarkan isi perut, tiba2 hapenya bergetar.
"eh.. loh.. koq bisa bergetar yah?perasaan tadi mati. "
jemi pun mengeluarkan hapenya. ketika dia liat hapenya ternyata sedang dalam kondisi mati. "ah nih hape kudu saatnya diganti. " katanya sambil memasukkan hape ke kantung bajunya lagi. baru 2 detik dimasukkan, hapenya bergetar lagi. jemi pun kembali mengeluarkan hapenya. "idih ini hape, ga tau diri, ga tau apa gw lagi sakit perut, ngadat koq sekarang." jemi bersungut2. dia pun kembali memasukan hapenya. baru aja dimasukkan hapenya bergetar lagi dan anehnya sekarang mengeluarkan nada dering.
jemi mulai merasa aneh, ketika jemi melihat layar, disana tertulis nama kekasihnya susi . "aneh, tadi mati koq skrg bisa ada telepon masuk.. ah susi ternyata.. ? "
" halo halo? susi? susi?" jemi pun mengangkat teleponnya. tidak terdengar suara apapun. yang dia denger hanya sayup2 debur pantai. "aneh bo.. ngapain si susi ada dipantai seh? perasaan harusnya dia baru pulang besok dari jakarta.."
"BYAR!! tiba lampu menyala. jemi pun melihat hapenya lagi yang anehnya skrg dalam kondisi mati. tidak ada nama susi dilayar hapenya. "bah! bener2 hape gw kudu di musiumkan."
jam 7 pagi keesokan hari nya..
cinta satu malam... buatku melayang melayang!
"beuhh.. sapa yang telepon pagi pagi??? " jemi bersungut-sungut dalam kondisi mengantuk. "halooo?"
"ihikkk.. ihikkk.. kak jemi"! terdengar tangis wanita. jemi pun melihat layar hapenya.. "hah? athzzi?" ada apa athzzi?"
"Kak jemi.. ini.. ini.. kami baru dapet berita buruk... kak susi kecelakaan.. pesawatnya meledak diatas pantai kemarin malam skitar pukul 8. dari kemaren aku coba telepon hape kakak koq ga bisa yah? ihikkk.."
----the end----
Monday, August 2, 2010
DIET PLEASEEE!!!!
huaaaaaaaaaa.. looks like i'm gettin' fatter... gotta go on a diet...
fighting!!!!!!!! no pain no gain!!!! :p :p
Sunday, July 11, 2010
SWEET ESCAPE
lagi dengerin lagu ini... jadi inget memory masa lalu.. :p
If I could escape I would but, first of all, let me say
I must apologize for acting stank and treating you this way
'cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?
If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
And I could be your favorite girl forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet
(Sorry boy)
I know I've been a real bad girl
(I'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt whatsoever
We can make it better
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape, sweet escape)
I want to get away to our sweet escape
I want to get away, yeah
You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out, I need to get me out of this joint
Come on let's bounce, counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground
So baby, times get a little crazy
I've been getting a little lazy waiting on you to come save me
I can see that your angry by the way that you treat me
Hopefully you don't leave me, wanna take you with me
If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
And I could be your favorite girl forever, perfectly together
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet
(Sorry boy)
I know I've been a real bad girl
(I'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt whatsoever
We can make it better
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape, sweet escape)
If I could escape, if I could escape
'Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor
It?s your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?
If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
And I could be your favorite girl forever, perfectly together
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet
(Sorry boy)
I know i've been a real bad girl
(i'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt whatsoever
We can make it better
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape, sweet escape)
I want to get away to our sweet escape
I want to get away, yeah
download here
If I could escape I would but, first of all, let me say
I must apologize for acting stank and treating you this way
'cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?
If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
And I could be your favorite girl forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet
(Sorry boy)
I know I've been a real bad girl
(I'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt whatsoever
We can make it better
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape, sweet escape)
I want to get away to our sweet escape
I want to get away, yeah
You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out, I need to get me out of this joint
Come on let's bounce, counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground
So baby, times get a little crazy
I've been getting a little lazy waiting on you to come save me
I can see that your angry by the way that you treat me
Hopefully you don't leave me, wanna take you with me
If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
And I could be your favorite girl forever, perfectly together
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet
(Sorry boy)
I know I've been a real bad girl
(I'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt whatsoever
We can make it better
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape, sweet escape)
If I could escape, if I could escape
'Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor
It?s your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?
If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
And I could be your favorite girl forever, perfectly together
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(The sweet escape)
If I could be sweet
(Sorry boy)
I know i've been a real bad girl
(i'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt whatsoever
We can make it better
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape, sweet escape)
I want to get away to our sweet escape
I want to get away, yeah
download here
Saturday, July 10, 2010
i told ya!
hey! i told ya... gw udah ga maw jadi TL!!!... kalo skrg gw ogah ikut outbond dll sebagainya.. don't blame me!.. told ya b4!... many thanks!
Saturday, July 3, 2010
shit argen.. fuck germany
geblek... bek jerman smuanya rapet absi maennya.. jagoan booo... hell no!!!.... sayangnya pemaen argen tuh cebol2 smua.. jadi susah kalo duel udara.. :( let's hope gocekan pemaennya bisa ngasilin gol.. walaupun gw rada ragu.. go argennn...hahaha
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