Friday, October 29, 2010

cowo sensi ke laut ajeeee

bah... gw paling sebel ama cowo sensi, cemen trus kepo... bah bah bah....
masih kesel gw ama yg kemaren2.. huhhhh!!!
tadinya mau posting tgl 20 oktober 2010 jam 20.10 tapi kelupaan.. huhuhu

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I NEVER LIKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm sick of this dirty dress
I'm thinking I might do less, now
There's something I must confess, to you
You know how everydays
The same old everyways, well
I've got a secret to tell
I can't contain it anymore
Who's knocking at your door?

Hey! Surprise!
I never liked you, even when I tried to
Don't speak now it's my turn baby uh uh
I never liked you, and I won't pretend to

Hey! Look twice!
I never liked you even when I tried to
Can't you see the curtain's falling uh uh
Is there a reason you're still hangin' around?

That's right I'm waving goodbye
You always thought I'd play nice, well
You never thought at all
You look a little distressed
Am I looking my best, now
Here's something you can't possess

I can't contain it anymore
Who's knocking at your door?

Hey! Surprise!
I never liked you, even when I tried to
Don't speak now it's my turn baby uh uh
I never liked you, and I won't pretend to

Hey! Look twice!
I never liked you even when I tried to
Can't you see the curtain's falling uh uh
Is there a reason you're still hangin' around?

How could it suddenly be that we've come to this?
I'll drag you down to me, and then I'll switch your place
So you're the one that's stuck here with a picture of my face

Hey! Surprise!
I never liked you, even when I tried to
Don't speak now it's my turn baby uh uh
I never liked you, and I won't pretend to

Hey! Look twice!
I never liked you even when I tried to
Can't you see the curtain's falling uh uh

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Friday, October 1, 2010

pemalesan...



mau bikin sinopsis pelem2 yg udah gw tonton.. cuman terus terang... udh luamaa gw ga nonton pelem.. trakhir gw nonton district 9.. (yeah.. gw baru ntn skrg..) malah ketiduran...payah... apakah ini pertanda dirikyu yg semakin menua?? hooooouuu nouuuu... :((

love the way you lie


[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

[Eminem]
I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now it's a steel knife in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
High off of love, drunk from my hate,
It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me
She fucking hates me and I love it.
Wait! Where you going?
"I'm leaving you"
No you ain't. Come back we're running right back.
Here we go again
It's so insane cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane
But when it's bad it's awful, I feel so ashamed I snapped
Who's that dude? I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her, I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

[Eminem]
You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe
When you're with 'em
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah, them those chills you used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick of looking at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em; never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit them
You push pull each other's hair, scratch claw hit 'em
Throw 'em down pin 'em
So lost in the moments when you're in them
It's the rage that took over it controls you both
So they say you're best to go your separate ways
Guess if they don't know you 'cause today that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over but you promised her
Next time you show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

[Eminem]
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean
And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine
But your temper's just as bad as mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love you're just as blinded
Baby, please come back
It wasn't you, baby it was me
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk
I told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the drywall
Next time. There won't be no next time
I apologize even though I know its lies
I'm tired of the games I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
Im'a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire
I'm just gonna

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Thursday, September 23, 2010

dor dor dor

hatchiiiii... hatchiiiiii...


*mau post..tp ga tau mo post apaan.. :p

Sunday, August 15, 2010

ijin pulang duluan

and the last one... this was one of an urban legend in my campus.. :p although the story wasn't the same, i took some parts for this story..

tumben2nya hari itu jejem merasa males buat masuk kelas. "duh.. males bener nih gw hari ini.. ah, kalo gitu ga usah masuk chapter baru dah.. adain kuis dadakan aja.. biar gw bisa nyantai". Jejem memang sudah skitar 6 bulan jadi dosen di sebuah universitas swasta ternama di kota Y. sebelumnya dia tinggal di oz. sekitar 1 taun yg lalu, dia dipanggil pulang oleh bonyoknya, karena mereka berdua merasa kesepian ditinggal anak semata wayangnya.
Jejem kemudian melamar sebagai dosen di universitas tempat dia menuntut ilmu S1 nya sebelom dia melanjutkan studi di oz.

*****
"selamat siang sodara2, hari ini saya akan mengadakan kuis dadakan chapter 10. smua text book harap disingkirkan dari atas meja".
"yahhhhh!!! huuuu!!! boooo!!!.. waduhhh! mati gw!".. banyak keluhan dari anak2 di kelasnya. sementara jejem hanya senyum2 sendiri melihat kelakuan anak2 didiknya.
"cepat!! semakin cepat kita mulai, semakin cepat kita pulang lohhh!" jejem berkata. "cepet pa.. wong ga belajar, mana bisa jawab!" seloroh centri, yang memang selalu tidur dikelas.
"dah..skrg kalian jgn berbicara lagi. saya akan bagikan soalnya" jejem berkata. dia kemudian membagikan soal ke sekitar 30 orang mahasiswa di kelas itu.

******
15 menit kemudian, seorang mahasiswa cantik mengacungkan tangannya. "ya ada apa kamu?" tanya jejem sembari diam2 mengagumi kecantikan mahasiswi itu. "permisi pa, bolehkah saya pamit pulang terlebih dahulu?" mahasiswi itu bertanya. "loh, baru 15 menit nih, emang kamu udah beres ngerjain soalnya?" jejem bertanya kebingungan.
"belum pak, tapi saya ada perlu nih" mahasiswi berkata sambil berdiri. "eh tunggu2, saya belum kasih kamu ijin". "nama kamu siapa?" tanya jejem. "nama saya stifani, pak". tanpa diberikan aba2, stifani itu kemudian maju dan berjalan ke arah jendela. "loh, pintu kan sebelah...." belum selesai jejem berkata, stifani kemudian melangkah menembus pintu jendela disaksikan jejem yang terbengong bengong dan 29 pasang mata yang melotot.

*****

the end

nama dan kesamaan tokoh hanya kebetulan belaka.
cerita ini diilhami oleh urban legend di kampus gw dulu yang katanya pernah ada cewe keluar waktu tengah2 kuliah dengan cara nembus tembok

BIDIE & MAMA

ini jg salah satu cerita gw di forum itu.. gw pengen ngamanin aja, seblom cerita ini entah kemana.. :p

"hosh hosh hosh"... bidie berlari2 sambil menembus rerumputan setinggi tubuhnya... "mamaaaa.... aku takut" ,jerit bidie dalam hatinya. sementara itu terdengar langkah lari dibelakangnya semakin kencang. bidie yang kecapaian setelah berlari akhirnya jatuh.
"mamaaaa..tolongggggg!!!!" tangisnya ketika mendengar langkah lari itu semakin kencang dan mendekati dirinya.
"bidie... jangan takut sayang.. ini mama", kata suara langkah itu berbicara. "bukan!! kamu bukan mamaku!" bidie berteriak sambil terus menangis termehek mehek. "mamaku cantik, kamu ga cantik!" bidie masih terus menangis.
"maafkan mama, bidie. mama abis suntik silikon, taunya gagal, jadi idung mama kaya mpok ati gini.. maaf ya bidieee", mama bidie berkata sambil menahan mau nangis, tapi ga bisa karena idungnya masi sakit.
"MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! !!!"

kisah sebuah hp

gw ngarang cerita ini pada saat temen gw jadi nominasi event disebuah forum. karena dia ngambil tema "jika saya seorg sutradara pelem horor", gw pun sebagai teman yg baik (ciee..) berpartisipasi nulis.. ceritanya konyol sih, lebih terinspirasi karena gw pernah ngalamin yg namanya mati lampu dan kepaksa pake hp buat jadi senter. yah udah biasa. smua yg punya hp pasti begono juga.. :p
well.. inilah ceritanya

lokasi : disebuah rumah di kota X sekitar pukul 20.00 malam

jemi : "sh1t! mati lampu lagi.. payah nih PLN! mana lagi sakit perut pula!"
jemi kemudian mengeluarkan hape buat jadi senter darurat.
"bah! dah sekarat pula batrenya! gawat.. mana gw mau boker..
jemi pun kemudian menjulurkan hapenya buat jadi senter sementara dia meraba2 jalan menuju wc rumahnya..
"eh eh.. jangan mati dulu plisss.... yahhhh... mampus deh nih hape!
jemi pun kemudian bergelap2 ria menuju wc rumahnya..

"brakk!! sialan!! siapa tuh naro ember tengah jalan! basah deh celana gw."
sementara dia berjuang mengeluarkan isi perut, tiba2 hapenya bergetar.
"eh.. loh.. koq bisa bergetar yah?perasaan tadi mati. "
jemi pun mengeluarkan hapenya. ketika dia liat hapenya ternyata sedang dalam kondisi mati. "ah nih hape kudu saatnya diganti. " katanya sambil memasukkan hape ke kantung bajunya lagi. baru 2 detik dimasukkan, hapenya bergetar lagi. jemi pun kembali mengeluarkan hapenya. "idih ini hape, ga tau diri, ga tau apa gw lagi sakit perut, ngadat koq sekarang." jemi bersungut2. dia pun kembali memasukan hapenya. baru aja dimasukkan hapenya bergetar lagi dan anehnya sekarang mengeluarkan nada dering.
jemi mulai merasa aneh, ketika jemi melihat layar, disana tertulis nama kekasihnya susi . "aneh, tadi mati koq skrg bisa ada telepon masuk.. ah susi ternyata.. ? "
" halo halo? susi? susi?" jemi pun mengangkat teleponnya. tidak terdengar suara apapun. yang dia denger hanya sayup2 debur pantai. "aneh bo.. ngapain si susi ada dipantai seh? perasaan harusnya dia baru pulang besok dari jakarta.."
"BYAR!! tiba lampu menyala. jemi pun melihat hapenya lagi yang anehnya skrg dalam kondisi mati. tidak ada nama susi dilayar hapenya. "bah! bener2 hape gw kudu di musiumkan."

jam 7 pagi keesokan hari nya..

cinta satu malam... buatku melayang melayang!

"beuhh.. sapa yang telepon pagi pagi??? " jemi bersungut-sungut dalam kondisi mengantuk. "halooo?"
"ihikkk.. ihikkk.. kak jemi"! terdengar tangis wanita. jemi pun melihat layar hapenya.. "hah? athzzi?" ada apa athzzi?"
"Kak jemi.. ini.. ini.. kami baru dapet berita buruk... kak susi kecelakaan.. pesawatnya meledak diatas pantai kemarin malam skitar pukul 8. dari kemaren aku coba telepon hape kakak koq ga bisa yah? ihikkk.."

----the end----

Monday, August 2, 2010

DIET PLEASEEE!!!!




huaaaaaaaaaa.. looks like i'm gettin' fatter... gotta go on a diet...

fighting!!!!!!!! no pain no gain!!!! :p :p

Sunday, July 11, 2010

nasi gorengggg



mendadak pengen nasi goreng... asin pedes.....

*ngacai modeon

SWEET ESCAPE

lagi dengerin lagu ini... jadi inget memory masa lalu.. :p






If I could escape I would but, first of all, let me say
I must apologize for acting stank and treating you this way
'cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?

If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
And I could be your favorite girl forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(The sweet escape)

If I could be sweet
(Sorry boy)
I know I've been a real bad girl
(I'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt whatsoever
We can make it better
Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape, sweet escape)

I want to get away to our sweet escape
I want to get away, yeah

You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out, I need to get me out of this joint
Come on let's bounce, counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground

So baby, times get a little crazy
I've been getting a little lazy waiting on you to come save me
I can see that your angry by the way that you treat me
Hopefully you don't leave me, wanna take you with me

If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
And I could be your favorite girl forever, perfectly together
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(The sweet escape)

If I could be sweet
(Sorry boy)
I know I've been a real bad girl
(I'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt whatsoever
We can make it better
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape, sweet escape)

If I could escape, if I could escape

'Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor
It?s your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?

If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
And I could be your favorite girl forever, perfectly together
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(The sweet escape)

If I could be sweet
(Sorry boy)
I know i've been a real bad girl
(i'll try to change)
I didn't mean for you to get hurt whatsoever
We can make it better
And tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape, sweet escape)

I want to get away to our sweet escape
I want to get away, yeah

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Saturday, July 10, 2010

i told ya!

hey! i told ya... gw udah ga maw jadi TL!!!... kalo skrg gw ogah ikut outbond dll sebagainya.. don't blame me!.. told ya b4!... many thanks!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

shit argen.. fuck germany


geblek... bek jerman smuanya rapet absi maennya.. jagoan booo... hell no!!!.... sayangnya pemaen argen tuh cebol2 smua.. jadi susah kalo duel udara.. :( let's hope gocekan pemaennya bisa ngasilin gol.. walaupun gw rada ragu.. go argennn...hahaha

Monday, June 28, 2010

need a mood booster plz... :D

satu hal yg bikin gw ngerasa keganggu akhir2 ini.. mood gw bener2 helpless dah.. turun naek drastis.. dari hepi bisa jadi bete dalam sekejab.. dohhh... help me dah... somebody pliz cure me! haha.. i need a mood booster...

Saturday, June 26, 2010

italy mi amore..

baru inget gw lom curhat kebetean gw gara2 italy jelek.. huhuhu.. bener2 bikin mood nonton world cup berkurang... yah.. emang sih dari awal ntn gw ga ngejagoin italy. secara materi pemaen aja udah acak2an.. pokonya gw udah skeptisss abissssss.... eh ternyata bener dong.. kaga pernah menang selama babak grup.. wadda a team!!! come on italy.. u guyz can do better than diz!! yah.. skrg gw masi ga punya negara jagoan.. mau jagoin argentina.. mmm jago sih.. seneng juga liat pemaennya specially messi, tp gw ga bisa jatoh cinta ama tim ini.. ga tau nape.. portugal? mmm.. okey sih.. perkasa banget bisa menang 7-0.. tapi yah.. gitu deh.. inggris? ga ada beckhammmmm!!! so.. gw ga dukung inggris skrg..hahha.. brazil, spanyol, jerman? spanyol cakep2 sih.. ada villa juga.. tp teteuuppp.. ga bikin gw jatuh cinta.. hahahaha.. yahhh.. taun ini gw pegang argen deh.. tapi bukan brarti gw demen ama tim ini.. hahahahaha...

arrivederci mi italy..

uruguay yipieee!!!


well well... ga kerasa world cup udah masuk babak 16 besar.. dan 1st team yg masuk quarter final adalah uruguay.. yup.. mereka sukses menumbangkan (ciee bahasa gw) tim ginseng korsel dgn skor 2-1.. mantabhhh.. yah biarpun korsel udah mati2an usaha.. tapi tetep akhirnya uruguay yg menang... oyah.. tadi kayanya korsel kena tiang gawang tuh.. hihihi.. apakah kutukan tiang gawang berlaku skrg? hahaha.. halah takhayulll...

Friday, June 25, 2010

stay away!!


well, yes.. i'm not in the good mood recently... maybe it's bcoz of my overload jobs in my office. so.. rite now, i'm not a friendly person.. maybe for some people i'm good.. but for annoying people?.. huh.. me no like talked much.. haha.. so don't make me angry.. u won't like me when i'm angry.. :D

Monday, June 7, 2010

how about a pigs?? haha

PIGSSS!!!


I need a pig here! I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet. ...

hahaha.. gara2 kemaren baru ntn film alice in wonderland.. jadi inget adegan super bego ini..





hahahhaha...

dan juga famous quote from red queen :

Off with their heads!

qekkkkk... :p

pengumuman dongg :p




pengumuman yg paling ga penting...



yo yo.. gw punya hape esia lohhh..

sekian terima kasih...

:D

Saturday, May 29, 2010

what do you want from me.. terngiang2 di kuping ;p

geblek.. gw lagi terngiang ngiang lagu ini





So there you are,
Again you're circling all around,
If you could only touch me now,
Strangers from the past,
Dont hesitate,
Now we're standing face to face,
If heaven is the only place,
Would you take my hand?

[Refrain]
Just tell me what do you want from me,
This is love in the first degree,
Tell me why, everytime I feel your eyes all over me.

Tell me what do you want from me,
Are you mad enough to see,
That its hard to cross the line,
Come on now, set me free.

What do you want from me.

Get closer now,
Softly whisper in my ear,
Please take me away from here,
Away from all my tears.
Its not too late,
Now we're standing face to face,
And heaven is the only place,
Will you understand?

[Refrain]
Just tell me what do you want from me,
This is love in the first degree,
Tell me why everytime I feel your eyes all over me.

Tell me what do you want from me,
Are you mad enough to see,
That its hard to cross the line,
Come on now, set me free.

And I know, If you give me this feeling,
I'll be there to hold you tight.
Cauz I'd show, your love is a hero,
We will run, run out of sight.

What you want?

What do you want from me,
This is love in the first degree,
Tell me why everytime I feel your eyes all over me

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insomnia strikes part 1

edan.. skali ngeblog langsung bikin 3.. hahaha... mumpung lg mood dah..

ngemengin apa yah skrg..mmmm... walah2.. ga kerasa yah skrg udah masuk tengah taun.. watawwww... udah mo oktober.. it means, i'm gonna have my next b day... oh my oh my... makin aja gw dikejar target suru kawin ama bonyok.. hayah mami.. hayah papi.. tolongin gw deh kalo gitu.. cariin gw pacar yg cakep, kaya, bae.... wkwkwk... yang kaya gini juga boleh... :p




i do i do deh pokonya.. hahaha

Friday, May 28, 2010

chloe chloe chloe...

oiyah.. td siang gw ntn 1 film.. udah lama juga gw ga nonton dvd... ada kali 1 bulanan.. pdhl film2 banyak yg lom gw tonton... tp tadi siang tumben2nya gw mood nonton.. ah sebenernya sih ga tumben.. cuman gara2 gw baru ke kota kembang dan abis hunting2 film. enough with the bullshit.. :p back ke 1 film itu.. film ini judulnya chloe.. agak2 rancu juga sih wkt gw liat covernya.. kirain film pembunuhan.. eh ternyata.. drama doang. hahaha.. well critanya sih biasa aja.. tentang seorg suami yg disangka selingkuh ama istrinya. trus istrinya nyewa psk buat seduce suaminya... dan ternyata, psk itu malah jatuh cinta dan terobsesi ama sang istri itu.. haha..yah gitu deh.. lumayan menghibur filmnya walaupun ini bukan film yg gimana2 banget.. oiyah.. film ini dibintangi aktris dan aktor yg lumayan tenar yaitu julianne moore dan liam neeson plus ada amanda seyfried.. gw demen ama dia semenjak liat dia di mammamia.... haha....
kalo dr segi kualitas film sih yah agak2 standar. tapi lumayan bikin seger otak.. haha..

feels like insomnia.. :p

wow... udah lama ga ngisi ngisi sini... this is my first record for 2010.. well, happy very belated new year then.. hahahaha....






well, sampe jam sgini lom ngantuk.. gw terkena insomnia kah skrg? pdhl td abis ikut kelas combat yg biasanya bikin tepar.. mmm.. what's wrong with my body? sindrom penuaan dini kah? wkwkwk.. halah...